Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can

Yeah, that cute little bum of yours, has been hidden away for too long
Hidden away for too long that cute little bum of yours
No wonder you don't have no woman, when they can't see that cute little bum
Use that Bummunicator and you will have women bang down your door

Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can

Driving the streets of Adelaide, and you take in those beautiful views
Yeah, you take in those beautiful views, as your eyes are at the right level
To keeping rolling those down streets, you watch those bums rock
You keeping rolling those down streets, you watch those bums rock

Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can

You might be in a wheelchair, it doesn't mean you can't show your assets
You might be in a wheelchair, it doesn't mean you can't show your assets
Use that Bummunicator to show off your rocking bum as you are rolling those streets
Use that Bummunicator to show off those tight little asset of yours

Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can

No wonder you don't have no woman when they can't see that bum
Use that Bummunicator and you will have women bang down your door
Yeah, No wonder you don't have no woman when they can't see that bum
Use that Bummunicator and you will have women bang down your door

Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can

Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know you can
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, use that Bummunicator to
Shake ya bum Dazz, like you know can.

UPDATE: ten years to the day of writing this very silly song, some very silly people have brought it to life while we were at the ISAAC Conference in Mexico.

Check out The Bummunicator Blues, performed live: